How do you do, sir or madam? What, pray tell, have you penciled in on the evening of November the 14th? If you haven’t a scant idea of whereabouts you might find yourself that evening, may we cordially invite you to a most splendid gala, held at the place of Rich’s in the towneship of Hillcrest! Eclectic Masters Schugar and Ian Dunn will be treating the townsfolk to a delightful array of techno and tech house, and this will surely be the social event that the farmers have on their lips til first winter’s frost!
Your entry is free if you make your arrival before the clock chimes eleven o’clock, and a mere pittance of $3 afterwards!
Master Ian Dunn will be celebrating his birthday this week as well, and this will be one of the wild party nights involved in this sordid affair!